The Sixth Sense: M6 Half-Year Write Up

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As we recover from 2023’s final weekend of hockey, we reflect upon the fantastic first half of the M6 season. We have collected some key highlights, stats and quotes from the team, as well as some favourite photos.

We hope you enjoy; have a merry Christmas and see you in the new year!

This is the mens team in Wanderers Hockey Club

With the restructure of the lower mens teams over the summer, the secret recipe for an incredible 6s squad was deemed to be precisely: 26% heritage-M4, 31% heritage-M6 and 43% newbie. The new-look M6 were baptised in the fires of a 35 degree Barnes friendly, before being hardened in two tough early games, where subs were few due to extreme pitch locations, still outstanding red card suspensions and even some resurgent Covid.

Leaked footage from early planning meetings: the M6 realise the unbeaten season may have been a one-off…

With some secretive late-night poaching of players from the website, we bounced back with a 4-1 victory vs the league leaders at the time, the widely-feared Tulse Hill and Dulwich HC M5s. This enabled us to aim high and target further victories throughout the season, with a special weight placed upon the big scalps.

We followed this up with some gritty 1 goal victories and valiant efforts to throw away victories at the last minute, before we decided to place our sights even higher. Could we fight our way to become the highest team in our division with the smallest goal difference? Having landed in 6th place at Christmas with a -1GD, the game is well and truly afoot.

Our motivational hero Richard has kindly written in to provide an inspiring quote for us to reflect on other the winter break before attacking the second half of the season with this lofty target in our minds:

Other on-field highlights so far have been a 1-1 draw at BP against leaders King’s and Alleyn’s M2 and a 1-0 win in the late afternoon rain away against East London M4. Off-field, we’ve managed a near-full match tea sweep, a successful curry and some great chocolate bar costumes last weekend.

Favourite Photos:

Key Statistics:

Golden Stick StandingsTipper’s Grundy Run Line-Up
PlayerGoals Scored
Lee Moir6
Gareth Brinn3
Floris Dobber3
Richard Shelly2
Gabriel Barnett2
Oscar Newlove2
Max Lowther1
Milo Walker1
Mitchell Vieira1
Jacob Harvey1
Mattie Price1
Max Stevensen1
Players on track for Tipper’s Grundy Run (Apr-2024)*
Garth
Sam
James
Derek
Tony
Charlie
Ben
Sanjay
Alex
Henry
Chris
Jake
Duncan
Will
*Surnames redacted for privacy reasons

11 Games

5 wins, 3 draws, 3 losses.
11 rounds of names.
Goal Difference of -1.

50 Short Corners Won

0 Goals Scored

5

Never-before-seen Richard socials that we’re still waiting for

Favourite Drop Out Messages:

Hey mate 50/50 if I can make the game at this stage. Will let you know sorry

Lee, Saturday, 04:53 hours

F*** have just woke up

Think I am going to be really poor form and bale

Don’t feel very fresh

Do you still have 15?

Chris, Saturday, 50mins before PB

Given the healthy subs bench was wondering if I could sit this out as it’s over 2 hours by bus at least each way. I don’t know how I missed that.

Sanjay, Saturday, 01:06 hours

Hey mate, I’ve been caught up in demonstrations today and am struggling to get out, so I’m going to miss the game sorry. Sorry for the late notice, I’ve only just been able to get any reception on my phone.

Henry, Saturday, 1 minute after pushback

If you have that spare player, please bring them along today. Wish I could say it was a hangover but literally can’t stop vomiting and shitting myself today (tmi)

???, Saturday 11:56 hours

The League Table at the Halfway Stage:

Results so far:

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